Side effects of being a LlamaHolic may include uncontrollable smiling at fluffy animals, spontaneous “HAAA!” noises in public, and an irresistible urge to buy sweaters covered in llama patterns. You might also find yourself naming inanimate objects after barnyard royalty or googling “How much does a llama cost in my state?” at 2:37 AM. Avoid interaction with llamas if you’re allergic to cuteness, joy, or excessive personality. Consult your doctor to see if llama obsession is right for you—though chances are, they’ll just say yes. 

And if you ever feel the urge to buy a second llama, don’t call your doctor… call us. 

We fully support your lifestyle.